Baby Barker will already have so much going for him. A reality-famous mom in Kourtney Kardashian, a rocker-drummer dad in Travis Barker, and possibly a very unique name. Due at the end of this year, the as-yet-unnamed baby boy might go by…Rocky Thirteen.
Is that…a play on Blink-182? Or something? He wouldn't be the only Rocky in Hollywood—Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr.'s son has the same name—but the number is very…Seven of Nine, no?
Barker floated the idea during a chat with his daughter Alabama for Complex mag, wherein they riffed on “GOAT” (Greatest of All Time) baby names. She likes Audemars, which, you know what, makes Rocky Thirteen seem pretty normal. At least we'd all know how to spell it.
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On the one hand, this is a family that already has a Psalm and a Saint and a Stormi in it. On the other, Kourtney's branch tends to be the most normal: Mason and Penelope are relatively normal names. Then again…Reign.
Father and daughter agree that the name Rocky Thirteen is “bad,” but Barker likes the bad, name-checking a drummer and the fact that the number is “just the greatest” integer. Also, if my calculations are correct, this baby will be Kris Jenner's 13th grandchild. Does he realize?
Of course, none of this could end up mattering at all if Kourt and Trav change their minds later. Full of postpartum hormones, Kylie Jenner named her son Wolf, though she never actually called him that and then immediately regretted it. He's now, legally, Aire. On the Barker side of things, we have the previously mentioned Alabama and son Landon.
In the full video, which you can watch here, the father-daughter pair also discuss the GOAT car and GOAT song. Am I the only one who thinks Travis Barker should name the kid Goat Barker? Or Vegas after their first (attempted) wedding? Or Portofino, after their real, Italian wedding? Just spitballin' for ya!
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